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Celebrity Talent
Jan. 5th, 2010 10:53 amWe need another celebrity talent show. No, wait, put down that taser, I'm serious. We need Celebrity So You Think You Can Fight?
Imagine it: Z-list celebs cage-fighting in the octagon. No butting, gouging or biting. Russell Brand getting pwned by wee Jimmy Krankie because wee Jimmy's secretly been doing Brazilian Jiu Jitsu for the last twenty years. Middle-aged soap stars squaring off against pop producers. The WAGapocalypse: Two WAGs enter, one WAG leaves. Lembit Opik and George Galloway in tight shorts all tangled up and bloody.
It's a golden win. And it would franchise across the world (except Russia, maybe, where Putin would enter wearing the skin of a bear he killed himself and the opposing celeb would tap out as soon as the first bell rang).
Imagine it: Z-list celebs cage-fighting in the octagon. No butting, gouging or biting. Russell Brand getting pwned by wee Jimmy Krankie because wee Jimmy's secretly been doing Brazilian Jiu Jitsu for the last twenty years. Middle-aged soap stars squaring off against pop producers. The WAGapocalypse: Two WAGs enter, one WAG leaves. Lembit Opik and George Galloway in tight shorts all tangled up and bloody.
It's a golden win. And it would franchise across the world (except Russia, maybe, where Putin would enter wearing the skin of a bear he killed himself and the opposing celeb would tap out as soon as the first bell rang).
