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You know how you can have a crush that's not romantic at all?  Like how Jeremy Clarkson has a man-crush on Baden Powell and the Dambusters?  I'm cursed with a cool-crush on one rider at the Dun Run - usually riding a bent flying a Jamaican flag, irrepressibly smiley wiry little black messenger chick.  Some irrational bit of my subconscious goes "zomg all ov thee SQUEEE!" whenever I spot her. 

Really embarrassing.

What's worse is that she said "hardcore!" about the kilt, in passing at one of the pub stops.  This is as bad as Baden Powell telling Clarkson his boots were well-polished. 

Please tell me I'm not alone (with Big Jezza) in this.  Confess your personal Fonz!