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My old leather jacket was pretty past-it.  The sleeves were busted up the seams and had blown across the back as if I'd Hulked out.  The zips were broken or stuck.  A shoulder pad was flapping off like a broken wing.  And all the pockets were collections of holes.  So I took it to the Nice Repair Lady.

The Nice Repair Lady recoiled in horror.

It's time for a Viking funeral and a new look.

What's in this season?  ;)

Makeup enters the Uncanny Valley with these "Big Eye" contacts, currently all the rage in Japan.  Many pics on the link.

Yes, they're just regular f/x lenses with a large printed area to give the impression of a large iris, but they're damn effective. 

I can't decide whether to applaud, recoil, gel my hair and heft an unreasonably huge sword in the girls' protection or erupt into a writhing mass of tentacles and batwings before carrying 'em off to my cyborg demon fortress. 

But dayum!