Portal: Lesbian FPS?

[andygates]

This article from Heroine Sheik shows the dangers of excessive deconstruction in reviews, I think...

"in a world of women, this gun doesn’t shoot bullets. It shoots orifices. Openings. Fine, vaginas. Vaginas you, a female character, have to enter/exit to solve puzzles. I don’t say this often, and almost never with so much support and enthusiasm, but that is so gay."

Mmhm.  And I thought it was just fecking around with physics fun.

(When's it out for the Wii?)

Comments

[justoneway.livejournal.com]

But it is almost as nice as playing with them.
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Did I say that out loud?

[andygates.livejournal.com]

So it's not just lesbians, it's vicariously living your lesbian inner life? Someone should tell the Daily Mail immediately!

It does look like it makes a fresh change from all the cock-waving of the average FPS. Don't get me wrong, cock-waving is fun - Black is pure nonreflective boner from start to finish - but it does get stale.

Portal guns in the next Ratchet & Clank et al, do we think?