The Daily WTF (Jesus is coming and he's got a hockey stick)

[andygates]

Can anyone explain this to me?  Found on the wall of an Evangelical church building site, this poster reads "Global Warning: The Son Will Return"

Now, is it merely apocalyptic froth of the regular sort?

Or is it a suggestion that climate change is, in fact, punishment for Man's sinful ways?

Or is it saying that Jesus is coming, so stop with the recycled hemp light-bulbs and get with the prayin', hippies! 

(This particular approach to environmentalism, that we'll be Raptured before it all falls apart and Jay-sus wants you to drive that SUV, is particularly morally repellent)

And is it really suggesting that solar forcing is the primary reason for climate change, or am I reading too much into a crappy pun?

I don't understand evangelists.

Comments

[andygates.livejournal.com]

Great your wisdom is. I'm still trying to work out what the idiot is trying to say, though. I'd like to know, before I punch him on the nose.

We need an eschatologist. Where's Joe?

[ravenbait.livejournal.com]

Joe is still immersed in the freakish and bizzarre world of Neopets.

It's gotten so bad now that I've downgraded my fret alert for him from one week to two weeks. So, you know, if he ever does get ambushed by zombie manatees, he's going to have to survive by himself for a fortnight before I even start wondering where he is.