Silly mainstream media

[andygates]

Nickelback: Rockstar.  A dumb singalong "list song" that's topping the charts now: the list is all of the cool aspirational idiot stuff that rockstars are suppose to do.  What does the radio edit do?  Bleep "drugs".  So, according to them, it's okay to be a fake, a sex maniac, a thug, a barfly, anorexic, scrounging, hyperconsuming, sex-mad, shallower than a monolayer at low vapour pressure and to pop your pills from a Pez dispenser (best line in the song) ... but even though everybody's got a drug-dealer on speed-dial, the [BLEEP]s are cheap.

Radio edits: Proving how dumb the moral majority are ever since the '80s.

(Now where did I put that Hulk Pez?)

Comments

Pez

[maythen-apple.livejournal.com]

I don't often listen to the radio, so I don't think I've ever actually heard that song. But I had a friend in high school that kept her "calm down pills" in a snoopy Pez dispenser.
One of the day shift nurses keeps doses of nicotine chewing gum cut in half for bad days. They fit perfectly in her little nurse head Pez dispenser. Watching her snap one out with her teeth when she's pissed off is pretty intimidating.

Re: Pez

[andygates.livejournal.com]

Alas, ephedrine is way to hygroscopic and won't survive unsealed :(