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[andygates]

You'll be wildly unsurprised to hear that the teeny explosion in the bog of an Exeter restaurant didn't scatter my carcass to the winds.

I'm pleased to report that whatever disgruntled employee or bunny-boiling personal spat ended in a centre-evacuating blamlet, yours truly will be cycling through the snarled traffic and scooching past any daft car-only cordons.  Bikes: Your best transport for the zombie apocalypse.

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[andygates.livejournal.com]

Ooh, updates... the midday bomber wot bombs at midnight has been arrested; he's the only injured party. So he went into the bogs and blew himself up a little bit. Didn't want to cause a fuss. How very English.

City centre is of course evacuated as the plod do due-diligence. For some reason, Drake's Circus in Plymouth are all tense as well - because this might be a CAMPAIGN to blow up the southwest's crappy shopping centres. A little bit.

More dismissive sarcasm as it breaks.

[ravenbait.livejournal.com]

We had a burst mains this afternoon and we all got sent home.

It must be a CONSPIRACY!!!!

Noes!!!!!! Teh zombees R comin! Halp!