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[andygates]

You'll be wildly unsurprised to hear that the teeny explosion in the bog of an Exeter restaurant didn't scatter my carcass to the winds.

I'm pleased to report that whatever disgruntled employee or bunny-boiling personal spat ended in a centre-evacuating blamlet, yours truly will be cycling through the snarled traffic and scooching past any daft car-only cordons.  Bikes: Your best transport for the zombie apocalypse.

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[estaratshirai.livejournal.com]

Ooh, updates... the midday bomber wot bombs at midnight has been arrested; he's the only injured party.

Applause to the splodey gentleman for his attempt on the Darwin Award, though as he didn't actually kill himself he's not eligible to win: and more applause to the author for the gratuitous Tick reference.

[andygates.livejournal.com]

Tick references are never gratuitous!