Portal: Lesbian FPS?

This article from Heroine Sheik shows the dangers of excessive deconstruction in reviews, I think...

"in a world of women, this gun doesn’t shoot bullets. It shoots orifices. Openings. Fine, vaginas. Vaginas you, a female character, have to enter/exit to solve puzzles. I don’t say this often, and almost never with so much support and enthusiasm, but that is so gay."

Mmhm.  And I thought it was just fecking around with physics fun.

(When's it out for the Wii?)