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Dear gods, my cat is ugly: Beltane Moss-Covered Three-Handled Family Gredunza Scroggins (aproximately) on Beltane:

Date: 2007-05-01 08:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ankaret.livejournal.com
I just picked Kosh up and waved her at the screen going 'that's your sister!' She wasn't very impressed.

Date: 2007-05-01 10:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] andygates.livejournal.com
Chortle. What confuses me is that she has perfectly clear eyes but every time a flash goes off, they look like glaucous pondwater. How old are these damn beasts now, anyway?

Date: 2007-05-02 07:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ankaret.livejournal.com
Nine - Kosh's official birthday is April 10 1998, though that's an approximation based on how old the vet thought she probably was when I first took her in for jabs.

She is wandering up and down the landing squeaking pathetically as I type this - it's the 'whiny grunt - mew' combo that means 'please let me in somewhere' but since all the doors are open I can only imagine that either she wants a drawer opened so she can go and sulk in it or she wants to be let out of the window.

Do you think the eye problem could be something to do with reflective cat retinas?

Date: 2007-05-02 12:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] andygates.livejournal.com
Nine already? Bloody hell, pipe and slippers time.

I think the eye problem is clumsy use of the flash - clever use with a flash to one side would avoid it - and frankly just her inner evil seeping out into the world.

Date: 2007-05-02 04:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ravenbait.livejournal.com
Being out of focus isn't helping.

Date: 2007-05-02 02:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thudthwacker.livejournal.com
It am be tuna time now yes?

Alternately, "I can has cheezburger?"

Date: 2007-05-02 04:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ravenbait.livejournal.com
Oh dear gods.

Joe! You've succumbed to the "lolcats" madness.

I thought... I hoped you would be immune.

I'm going to retreat and hide with my invisible friends.

"But there is no poosh, white man from town."

Date: 2007-05-02 05:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thudthwacker.livejournal.com
I thought... I hoped you would be immune.

To be honest, it's not so much the cute cats as the actual phrase "I can has cheezburger?" that's wedged itself in my brain. As is so often the case, you're on your own as to whether you think this is better, worse, or dead even.
From: [identity profile] ravenbait.livejournal.com
For a moment I panicked.

Then I re-parsed the last two words into "equally sad" and felt better.
From: [identity profile] thudthwacker.livejournal.com
Sorry -- I realize that I should be a little more careful with the d-word just now.
From: [identity profile] ravenbait.livejournal.com
No, it's fine, don't worry about it.

You are not responsible for my comprehension problems.

In other circumstances it would be hilarious.

Date: 2007-05-02 10:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] andygates.livejournal.com
But the walrus has lost his bucket!

Date: 2007-05-02 11:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ravenbait.livejournal.com
Ya know, that really doesn't help.

In the slightest.

Especially as the link doesn't go anywhere.

Date: 2007-05-07 06:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] n-decisive.livejournal.com
As if monitoring the cat macros community here wasn't invading my computer enough, you provide me with another link with which to waste time.

Thanks! ;)

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