Dear chav fuckhead

[andygates]

You do not, ever, shunt people with your pimped-out Astra. If you do, you may discover that the spotty nerdy cyclist is some hulking great very very angry horror with a stupid moustache.

I'm very impressed that I didn't go beyond throwing his keys in the traffic: for some reason I really, really wanted to go at all three of them. Ho hum, at least they did me the favour of driving with their windows down. Spring may bring the fuckheads out, ,but it makes them easy targets.

Comments

[ankaret.livejournal.com]

WHO says 'lower birth weights, possibly because they're still growing and therefore competing with their fetus for nutrients' though come to think of it I'm not sure whether there's a correlation between that and adult height outside the realms of pseudoscience.

[andygates.livejournal.com]

It must just be the smoking and the crack then. And needing to fit into Vauxhall Novas - though that's a bit Lamarckian.