Dear chav fuckhead

[andygates]

You do not, ever, shunt people with your pimped-out Astra. If you do, you may discover that the spotty nerdy cyclist is some hulking great very very angry horror with a stupid moustache.

I'm very impressed that I didn't go beyond throwing his keys in the traffic: for some reason I really, really wanted to go at all three of them. Ho hum, at least they did me the favour of driving with their windows down. Spring may bring the fuckheads out, ,but it makes them easy targets.

Comments

[inkyann.livejournal.com]

Stalling ones motorbike when legally in the buses-taxis-and-motorbikes-only lane when some astra-chav queue-jumper is behind you is also acceptable. Especially if it allows all the legal traffic who'd politely queued to forge ahead and make up waaaay more distance than he'd ever have gained ;)

Glad you're OK - remember Scotty's technique of grasping the top of the driver's window firmly, shaking once hard and then riding off as the little bits of safety glass land in their lap?

[andygates.livejournal.com]

I do now. Thanks for the reminder!